What About Texts and Graphics?

I've almost forgotten on the texts and graphics. What's a t-shirt without any text or art on it, right?
You'll get a dull one that's for sure. So, I've also done some searching online for some interesting texts or quotes to be displayed on my t-shirt. Here are some texts or perhaps, quote that I find convincing:
- " The Perfect Vegan"
- " I'm 110% Vegan 10% Chocolate"
- " Veganista Baby"
- " Vegans Kicks Butt"
- " The Straight Edge Vegan"
- " The Hardcore Spinach-eater"
- " Behold! I've got Carrots!"
- " Let's Get Laid in Viva Las Vegans!"
- " Not Vegan, No Sex"

and the list goes on...

About graphics, should I use vegetables as an icon? Or should i use human figure acts eating their greens? Should they be cartoonized? These are the things that comes to mind. Hopefully, the perfect texts and graphics will eventually pop out from my imagination.